An interesting thing happened to me while doing thick as thieves quest! Short story!

So the arisen bought a pretty dress for himself and his party members and ventured forth to meet with the leader of the female bandits. There the arisen was told to kill some rival bandits and a bald lady mage told him to feed the leaders pet cyclops.

"No problem" the arisen said and onwards he went to the encampment where the cyclops was located. On his way he killed a goblin and picked up his cold carcass. Entering the area where the cyclops was located the arisen dropped the goblin cadaver in front of the giant pet and took a few steps back as not to interrupt the succulent meal that was about to commence.

The cyclops walked forward a bit and swung his giant arm to grab his meal. However it seems the cyclops isnt that smart because he managed to hit the explosive barrels that were in front of him with his giant meaty paws.

The pawns took this attempt at a suicide bombing as an act of terrorism and proceeded to unleash a relentless barrage of attacks on this poor stupid soul.

The arisen promptly took out godsbane and stabbed himself because hes had it with this motherfucking cyclops in this goddamn area. Now again the arisen must pick out a dress. I hope it will be blue this time.