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azerty1976

[NSFW] You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles

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Posted Dec 13, 2020, 1:14 PM UTC

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pr140391•

Slightly different experience; she had her thighs around my ears. Would you still say she liked me?

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therapistfunder•

Yes. Or she could have had you in a headlock

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pr140391•

But not if we were naked?

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MaddinPlayss•

maybe, it's hard to tell as a fellow Redditor

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danethegreat24•

I've definitely suffered from a triangle choke while naked haha

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OutragedBubinga•

It depends if she gave consent from the start

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pr140391•

Idk. My ears were covered. Yikes!!

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JokesNBeard•

The two aren’t mutually exclusive events.

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Yes. I would love to be in the situation.

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what?

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dilipmodi•

her ankles are always near my knees. What can I say about her?

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AwSkiba•

She has ascended and gained the power of levitation

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Velvy71•

Not sure that’s true. Pretty sure they’re only behind my ears when she hates her husband more than me 🤪

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Waitsfornoone•

What do French women like to put behind their ears that is irresistible to men?

[H/T u/TimRob3]

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ZigZagAlien•

Good thing she’s dead.

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