If you were a billionaire, what obscure thing would you pay someone to do?

I would pay someone an amazingly good salary to get my groceries and run errands for me. Like, they would be able to take a vacation every year without worrying about missing a paycheck. I would pay them to handle things for me, and I would be the best boss ever.

Watch up to 5 episodes of a new TV series I'm interested in, to see if it's worth watching.

Knock food out of my hand and say "really??"

Great weight loss plan right there

I'd need a lawyer to explain everything in the simplest terms and write out contracts and such so that they were airtight. I'd need a person who knew where to get the things I wanted to buy. I'd pay someone to design a vehicle a some jewelry items.

I’d pay people to write really specific fanfics that appeal to my weird interests

Someone I can hand a rough itinerary and they would book all of my travel, seating, meals, accommodations, pack my bags, remember to pack my charger, cables, spare contact lenses, a snack, include fancy shoes and comfortable shoes, call a car, have someone pick me up, then update my calendar and send me all the tickets, confirmations, etc. So, like a travel agent but specific to my travel tastes.

I guess that would just be a personal assistant.

untangle the tassels on anything and everything i own which has tassels

I would pay a professional chef to make me boxed meals.

I'd have them get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.

Also, I'd have them purify themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Basically, just an endless stream of Dave Chapelle references, to be honest.

Go through my sock drawer once a week, remove any that are old or have holes and replenish with new socks

Mix my paint colours

Cook for me clean my house

touch a serbian

Start my car. Nothing else, just get in the car and turn the key

I'd pay a random person to buy an item of their choosing.