I left a tin of cookies on my neighbors doorstep; they had a foot mat at their door that reads "Nice Underwear." What's that supposed to mean and why would a family with children have a foot mat like this at their front door?

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Posted Dec 21, 2020, 1:33 AM UTC

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JamJar1985•

Bc you r standing over the mat and presumably the mat can see up your dress/shorts

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Canuhearmegloria•

They think it’s funny

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slaughterhouseboy•

Sounds like a joke coming from the door mat as if it were looking up at you.

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CFofIOP•

That's creepy right? It's not just me being a prude?

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slaughterhouseboy•

It sounds funny to me

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CFofIOP•

Well, I'm probably a prude then.

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LadySlam•

Probably since the mat is below, if you were wearing a skirt it would see your underpants. It isn't inherently sexual, just kinda weird

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CFofIOP•

Ugh, that's what I was afraid it meant but wasn't sure.

What a weird thing to put on your front doorstep.

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It's funny, unclutch thy pearls! Exactly how do you think they had the children?

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CFofIOP•

Sounds like I need to! Well in their case they paid an agency a lot of money, hopped on a plane and picked out children. But I totally see your point.

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Wow, you're not judgey at all.

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CFofIOP•

Judgey? Not at all. I'm just stating they adopted.

By the way, that's exactly how they told us they'd adopted. Their story; I'm just relaying.

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You are now

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Lghostttt•

Lmao they got u

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CFofIOP•

Seems that way! At least they got delicious cookies out of it.

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ThatWeirdAussie•

I would imagine a lot of people having this mat (I will look on Amazon and eBay after I send this to find one)the mat is being personified to look up peoples skirt

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CFofIOP•

It's just such an odd thing to put at your front door.

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ThatWeirdAussie•

I’ve seen more odder things

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CFofIOP•

Thankfully this was as odd as it got delivering cookies. I just wanted to leave them treats not wind up on a skirt cam.

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ThatWeirdAussie•

There’s no camera it’s a personification where you pretend the mat is a person

The mat would of probably loved to have tried a cookie though

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beentherealmostdid•

Just a joke. Probably not that funny, but not that unfunny either.

They also are allowed to have any mat they'd like. I hope this one doesn't disqualify them from future cookies.

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CFofIOP•

They also are allowed to have any mat they'd like. I hope this one doesn't disqualify them from future cookies.

Of course they are. I was just surprised to see it. I will absolutely bake for them again. Even if it were something really offensive I'd leave them cookies. Everyone needs a cookie now and then.

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BigAppleGuy•

It's a childish joke

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CFofIOP•

Just feels odd at a house with little girls living there.

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