Just finished season 5! (I was the girl that liked Jordan and Anna together)

So I just finished season 5 two days ago (already a few episodes into season 4 and wow do I have thoughts) but first...Anna and Jordan.

Wow. Just wow. That was absolutely maybe the best reality TV sequence I’ve seen. What an absolute clown Jordan turned out to be. So. Many. Questions.

1.) Literally why did he ask Anna to be his girlfriend? It took him all of five minutes to springboard from her to wanting to explore things with India, so if asking Anna to be his gf was a game play it was an absolutely horrible one. Made no sense given how he acted so quickly after it was “official”.

2.) The way Anna came for him. Damn. When the stormed over there then got all up in his face. There was a brief moment I was worried if Jordan would survive it.

3.) Honestly the most confusing thing about this whole season was why everyone thought Curtis was the go to person for advice? After how he snaked Amy why did anyone think he was trustworthy for quality advice 😂 The fact he’s told Jordan to go for it with India even though he had a legit girlfriend raised so many red flags and then he also seemed peeved when Maura immediately cut him off to go and tell Anna what was happening. I feel like that whole situation just showed what a dog he is. I found him off from the very beginning, but I guess he’s to thank for the drama that followed because Anna verbally annihilating Jordan was 10/10

4.) Wasn’t thrilled with Amber winning but 🤷🏼‍♀️

5.) Last one, but I think the only person I liked less than Curtis was Anton. The grocery store scene was whatever, stupid but excusable. The snog, marry, pie game where he kissed Anna becase she’s “the best kisser in the villa” I can’t believe he thought that was okay to say. Men really do be having the audacity. Finally how he handled the whole unfollowing Molly thing on the reunion show was so childish. The mute option exists for a reason 😂 Really feel like a lot of the negativity toward Molly while she was on the show was in part perpetuated by Anton’s continued efforts to paint her poorly.

In summary, I really liked the season there was good drama but I wish there was more than one solid couple at the end (in my opinion Molly and Tommy were the only two that felt legit, other than Amber and Greg lasted 6 weeks idk how the other two couples faired). Definitely better than the US shows though. Probably would score an 8/10 if I were to rank it.

Side note: Hope all of you are staying safe and staying healthy, especially those in the areas in severe lockdown and those who are unable to spend the holidays with the families as a result. Sending love from the US.