Suicidal deer has second thoughts
Posted Dec 30, 2020, 4:58 PM UTC
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I wanna pet it but i know ill be scratching and petting a layer of ticks and bugs
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I would be tempted to smack it across the face.
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Honestly would've probably tried to scare him off. Teach him a lesson.
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[in Midwestern Deer accent] Oh well hiya there! You lost, bud? It's mighty cold up in these here parts! Oh whatcha got there? That's a nice rifle there, bud, what caliber ya got in there? Oh you're recordin too! That's nice. Nice camera too!
Whelp, I best be goin, you look busy. Just gonna sneak on over dissaway! Bye now!
-the deer, probably
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I respect the hell out of the self control that hunter has. What a dumb deer.
Nah. He’s not gonna waste ammo such a small buck Edit: ammo not ammonia
Yeah I wouldn’t piss on that young buck either