No dude, Weezer is actually a form of population control enlisted by the U.S. government to subtly implant subliminal messages in our heads that keep Weezer fans spineless virgins.

Yes, I know this isn’t how hypnosis works.

sissy hypnosis but it makes you like weezer (they are the same thing)

And r/Weezer is a method of removing your memory when you find out

What if Weezer music is hypnotizing us? I have a theory that there are subliminal messages placed in Weezer’s albums that force our brains to feel certain ways, effectively making us either love or hate them. I think that the messages are slightly different for each person in the way that it affects them, but thy still exist.

Think: It’s rare for anyone to dislike BPW, and it’s common for people to hate Raditude. There are also certain albums that are heavily mixed. Also, Van Weezer has been spread out for so long that we’ve been blindly anticipating its arrival. 

In conclusion Weezer is hypnotizing ya with their music to make us love, or hate it.

Mind Control