I don't think he's ever heard of facial exfoliation or professional beard trim.

When you have to resort to fucking your neighbour’s sister on the side because your man sits in front of a cupboard full of expensive, coloured bottles filled with mostly cat piss.

Haha which one would Mary be then? The dude she is dating is pretty frumpy. Almost as frumpy as fragrance apprentice. In fact, they could be twins. Way frumpier than Ashton so that part of TN may be teeming with good looking Southern gals and a surplus of dudes that look like they work the Verizon/T-Mobile counter and hate the job. Just a guess

She’s hot in a does coke, has loads of tattoos and is your most attainable bartender sort of way, I guess.

I wouldn't either, she grew her hair back out and I think Chelsea is hot sans that cross-fit butch haircut

Edit: probably unfair to go after his wife. He provides enough.

Guarantee that he's bedded one of his cousins at some point being from redneckville 🇺🇸

A whole shelf of secrets, right out in the open, for everyone to see. How very hidden.

As effective as a nerf gun because then they still have to talk

I prefer this **[look](https://imgur.com/a/GMOqETC)**.

Not sure how anyone could look at this and think to themselves "I'll take advice from this guy. He seems like he has good taste" and "I'll ***definitely*** drop $205/bottle in his fragrance line".

#His facial hair looks like he shaved TLTG's ass and glued it to his face.

Nope. Just as terrible as the rest of them.

Still better than 98% of the fragrance youtubers

I mean...come on. THIS is the face of American fragrance reviewers? Wow, just wow. Dude looks dirty AF