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OneOffCapK

Wait a second... this isnt the covid vaccine

Wait a second... this isnt the covid vaccine

Posted Jan 18, 2021, 11:05 PM UTC

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941s5•

My uncle must be immune from covid because he has been taking a covid vaccine every night for the past month

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Gorbachevdid911•

It really works. You can tell because you feel all warm right away instead of chills.

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truthfortruth•

Did he also stay awake for 2 weeks chewing tobacco?

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oaklandfox•

Then I must be immune too, because he's been pumping that vaccine deep in my ass.

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AirJvon•

It's so it can burn the virus

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billjames0•

I don’t get it

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amynias•

Heroin

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berniesandrrs•

I still don’t get it

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amynias•

Nevermind it's actually crystal meth: "Once the crystal form of the drug is mixed with water and heated up, the liquid will be injected directly into the bloodstream with an IV needle."

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AromaticSpread•

They do it with heroine as well. Little ball of heroine a water bottle cap full of water heat it draw it into the syringe through a cotton ball to filter it then SLAM IT

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Raul8900•

You shouldn't

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Links77shay•

He's a madlad not an addict. Drugs bad gum is good

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jerksitwithfists•

Can I go next?

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CoffeeAddict1011•

Fuck it I’m in give me two doses at once

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katsin08•

Where can I get mine?

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Gorbachevdid911•

In the park after dark. This is so kids don't accidentally get infected.

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katsin08•

Aight

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-Ashera-•
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t8y-m8y•

Why am I now seemingly addicted to vaccinating?

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MrCreeps1•

Dont get ot, which drug is it?

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ig_edgy_memes•

Weed

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StrawHatCap•

Damnit what did I tell you about injecting the marijuanas.

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amynias•

Nevermind its crystal meth: "Once the crystal form of the drug is mixed with water and heated up, the liquid will be injected directly into the bloodstream with an IV needle."

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Ieznoo•

Shit I’ve been doing it wrong

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SpittinInYoCoke•

Liquid meth

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Ebscriptwalker•

Well shit sign me up, in Michigan. I'll have areal good buzz going.

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Batdogmcgraw•

Yeah but it'll feel good

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Master-Baiter69420•

!spin

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_mAri0_•

!spin

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VannaMayoMOD•

Thanks for playing. I guess. Not like anything happened

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_mAri0_•

!spin

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helpme944•

It's more fun that way

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yashuluvgames•

they wakin up the antibodies

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SpeedySonic2008•

I don’t get it....

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Vegietails•

Well you can’t burn the actual needle! However you might feel a weird buzz, that’s perfectly normal

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Lmaoooooooo

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KniGhTkinG0007•

Hold up

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RaiZu99•

I don’t get it apparently

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JerHat•

I was told to get on my knees, close my eyes, and suck the vaccine out of a tube.

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