BlueTowelWithHoles

In Short 

An experienced DPP-er from Australia who's interested in both Long-Term RPs and the occasional short-term chat. I like the RPs where my character is highly capable and eager to make my partner "happy" (however that may be)....

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Who I am

Hello - I'm BlueTowelWithHoles (sometimes shortened to BTWH, or Blue). I've been with DDP for a number of years. While I came here for the - and I'll be honest here - fantastic sexual excitement, I've also come to enjoy the relationships and connections I've forged here and the lessons I've learned: both literary and sexual. 

IRL, I'm 30-ish, Male, Australian, Human. Physically, I'm 5'11", dark hair, brown eyes, "nice, broad shoulders" (I don't have much going for me, so I'm going to cling to this compliment for as long as I live). However, my characters are usually vastly different from myself. 

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What I like, and what I don't

Kinks

Everything's listed right here in this handy chart. However, for the highlights: 

• Older Women - There's just something about a woman older than I that's just sexy.

• Clothing - Lingerie, swimsuits, athletic wear (i.e sports bras), secretary outfits, and the list goes on.

• Romance - I love to woo women (usually just the one, but for the right women...)

• Incest/Taboo - The forbidden, the secret desire.

• BDSM - Played mostly Doms, but would be interested to see what it's like as a sub (if I can find the right partner).

• Redheads - I am an absolute sucker for a girl/woman with red hair. Add in a pair of bright eyes, pale skin and some freckles and these knees (that have carried me through hundreds of back country hikes) will buckle. 

[Note: Not being a redhead is not a negative - feel free to play a silvery-platinum blonde, or a short blue-haired punk, or even a lady who's completely bald]

• Being a good guy: While it's been said that I "can play a rather large dick when the role is called for, and [I'm] rather good at it in those instances", I'd prefer to be a decent guy who's either rolling up his hands to help out, or being a gentleman who rescues a lady. 

Limits

• Scat

• Vore

• Blood

• Clowns - There's just something evil about those red-nosed bastards...

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What/Who I'm Looking For

Lionel Richie 

U2

In a Partner: 

• Decent Writer - And by this I'm not thinking author-level writing. I just mean someone who can do better than textspeak: paragraphs, uses grammar and good(-ish) spelling.

• Interested in maintaining contact - I understand that some RP's may go for a while without a response. But it would be good to know that messages have been (or have not been) received, and if the participants are still interested. I dislike being the one having to chase up everything.

See, doesn't seem so difficult, right?

Ideally, if you're willing to put in pics (as illustrations of people, items, outfits, locations), that's a massive bonus (yes, that was important enough to embolden). 

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What I promise:

• No PM left behind: Send me a message and I'll reply. Period. It may take me sometime to get to it, but I will reply. If I haven’t replied, then I most likely haven’t received your message (probably best to check/resend)

• Will not sound like a DPP Ikea catalogue: RP's will never read like "Insert Penis A into Pussy B, and work back and forth ten (10) times until well-lubricated..."

• No unsolicited pictures of my penis: ...Enough said.

• Zero Harassment: If you don't feel like running with an prompt, or if you want to leave an RP, then you're free to do so without any repercussions from me, and no hard feelings. I am not - and I hope that my actions will also prove that - a self-entitled wanker who thinks that just because I showed you attention that you "owe" me something. Be at ease in that there's no threat of abuse, stalking or harassment. DPP is like sex in that it's all about Consent, in which I use my "Boxing Analogy": If one person doesn't consent, then the other is committing a crime.

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What my response times are like:

I feel this is important enough that it warrants its own section. While I used to pride myself on replying on all active conversations/RPs daily, the reality is that - with how my RL has progressed (and is progressing) - that just isn't possible anymore. 

Nowadays, replies from me will probably come every 2-3 days. Sometimes that may lengthen to a week, sometimes that will be as quick as a few minutes (which will usually happen during the initial posting period). What I can say is that I'll respond to you as soon as I can - however long that will be. 

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So there's me, with all my cards on the table. I'd say that's me "summed up", but that's up to you to see if we add up together. Male, Female, Transgender, Transsexual, Spirit Animal, I look forward to hearing from everyone.

Regards,

BlueTowelWithHoles