The "Does ASX_bets effect your finances, emotions or sexual health etc" posts are over. Stop posting them. The mod fun begin now.

We tried being nice.

The daily thread has had a warning about the survey posts. The joke is done. The joke is old. The joke has bolted the stable, done rounds, fell into a ditch on fire.

Any more survey posts will lead to a ban worse than the 1 day ban we have been implementing thus far.

The mods now reserve the right to do whatever the fuck we want until the survey posts stop. The options include but is not limited to:

-Bans of exponential length. Starting from this moment. The first poster will get a 1 day ban, the second a 2 day ban. The 3rd, a 4 day ban. I know you all still count with your fingers, but the numbers get big.

-Flairs of any chosen length. Including short single character ones. Which is enough to remind the mods(in particular the main flairer) not to give you a decent one when the idea arises. View it as the dullest mark of shame ever.

-Whatever the fuck we want. Including randomly chosen ban lengths based on the mood, hunger, which point in our cycles we are at and whether our wives are sharing pics of their date nights.

Just stop.