Questionable Extracurricular Activities

"So, what exactly do you do in this 'Batman Club'?"

"Well, we put on dark clothing and a mask, and go beat up criminals!"

"Really?"

"Well... homeless people and the mentally ill. But some of them probably did stuff!"

“Wow, improv club is so fun! But why is that one dorky kid with glasses just sitting at a desk?”

“I have to get to a pissing contest after class.”

"We're going to go poke street urchins after school. Wanna join?"

“Welcome to the Recreational Pharmaceutical Club!”

"Welcome to the cocaine club, sorry I have to check to make sure you're not a fed."

I think you mis-heard. This is the CHEST club meeting.

Welcome to the outdoorsman club, where we take you out into the woods and do things with you!

"No, Mark, you can't start an orgy club as a school-sanctioned activity. Not even if you make it historically themed."