My arch-nemesis keeps sending me threats

I really need help, the Duolingo owl is outside and is sending me passive aggressive threats by text whilst maintaining strong eye contact. I don’t want to learn Russian anymore. I’ve tried to call the mayor of Duck Pond but nothing... You know me, I have extensive experience with pets, those cats in my garden, and my communist mouse community, but I’ve never dealt with sentient self-pitying grudge holding owls before. Any advice is welcome!

• Babs xx