“Blonde jokes” are almost always about blondes. “Dad jokes” are almost never about dads.
Posted Feb 12, 2021, 2:20 PM UTC
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Dead baby jokes are almost never told by dead babies.
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Almost Never?
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The spirit of a dead baby likes to tell me dead baby jokes. It’s self-defecating humour. The jokes are shit.
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But you're saying there is a chance of a dead baby telling a joke. I like those odds.
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Blonde dad joke?
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Himbo jokes?
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I've heard many Dad jokes about blondes, but I've never heard a blonde dad joke.
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What’s a blonde dads favorite joke? Who’s there? knock knock.
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Knock knock who?
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Knock you up
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Blonde jokes not about blondes are called knock knock jokes.
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Why was the blonde fired from the m+m's factory?
For throwing out the w's
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smart ass
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It's because the dad went out for milk and a pack of cigarettes.
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I came to the comments hoping to encounter some dad jokes about dads.
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We sadly didn't get it
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Even something simple like, Every dad has been an assistant bodybuilder.
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That killed me in the brain damn
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Let’s combine it all: “What does a blonde dad like to do in the shower at 3am?”
!Dad: snickers to himself while washing- Same thing as Ar-kan-SAW! Now I get it!<
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His daughter?
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"Your mom jokes" are always about your mom.
Not the mother of the listener, I mean they're all about your mom.