My boss was just telling me how much he hates children and has no interest in them at all...until they turn 18.
EDIT: He's like 55.
Posted Oct 20, 2011, 7:41 PM UTC · edited
My boss sent me a cellphone picture of a shit he took.
Not inappropriate because he's a fucking awesome boss. However, it was quite disturbing.
I've learned now that saying "Pics or it didn't happen" to my boss is never good.
Understandable. I actually work for a firm with four partners so I essentially have four bosses. One of them is kick ass and we talk about anything, including anal bleaching. But the one who said the above is a creepy old pervert.
He's actually become one of my closest friends since I've worked here.
He's my unofficial boss because he's the lead on my team, but my actual boss doesn't even work in the same building. We don't even have similar jobs. I sent him monthly activity reports, he signs my time sheets, and does my yearly evals. The government is fucking weird.
XD your boss is awesome
are you wearing any underwear?
I worked at a credit union and we were getting a new branch manager that was transfered from another branch. He has worked for a couple other branches and there was always this joke about him, how everytime he becomes manager at another branch, 3 girls in the branch get pregnant. Well sure enough within 1 year 2 girls got pregnant.
As we were all joking about this, we were talking about who the third person was going to be, he then looked directly at me, pointing his finger, eye contact and all and said "You're next"
o.o
That's terrifying.
You are telling me. No wonder he bought me a double shot margarita at the christmas party....
Comes up behind me just a bit too close for my personal comfort, "DIRFG, is it wrong that I have a chubby right now?"
I worked at a clothing store and my boss once said that regardless of how qualified the person was, if she didn't think that the applicant was 'pretty' enough she wouldn't even put the resume in a file; just wait until the person has left and throw it out. Then, seeing the look on my face, said "oh, but don't you see?! that means you're pretty!!"