Times you succeed because of luck.
Greentexts, memetexts, some plan you had, etc.
Posted Feb 16, 2021, 5:24 PM UTC
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Had to get the nuke disk and kill the QM. I'm chilling in xenobio when the QM just fucking waltzes in and starts working on xenobio with me. I start attacking him and it turns out he was a traitor too because he pulled out an e-sword. I defeat him and now I have twice as much TC as before. Shuttle is called five minutes later and I almost give up on the nuke disk before I look into the shuttle medbay and see the captain dead on a stasis bed. Yoink his backpack and obtain the disk two minutes before we land.
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Target died because they failed chemistry and blew themself up
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Be Traitor Janitor with only two objectives (Kill a Chemist and the CE)
spend most of the shift waiting for The Moment
Shuttle called because of Changelings and another Traitor that kept bombing the bridge
CE turns out to also be a Traitor with a Hijack objective and made a disposal chute trap in the escape hallway that launches people into the SM shard
Chemist and I fall for the trap and are promptly dusted
CE gets beaten to death by remaining crew on shuttle
Had I not fallen for the trap, I would’ve gotten a Greentext without doing a single Traitor-y thing
Two strokes of luck undone by my curiosity. Only on Space Station 13.
5
Lowpop round a few nights back as a traitor, my only kill target ended up killing herself while fucking about in xenobio, HoP abandoned the body and I took my chance to toss her out in the snow. Got to roundend and greentexted, turns out that in a crew of 15 people, 3 were traitors and we all had the same target to kill, who died due to terminal science instead of the antags gunning for her
5
-Do my usual roboticist strat as tot (hacked ai module, Emag, And Binary + Syndicate encryption keys)
-I hack ai and get silicons to kill my target
-accused of Murder
-get saved via borg
-I get my second objective, the blackbox via borg
-get shot three times
-am bleeding to death in cargo
-heretic attacks me, gets killed and everyone assumes I am good due to heretic attack
-leave
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Had a traitor round during the valentine event. Objectives were to kill some random and steal the blueprints. Original target goes ssd so a new target is assigned. New target become my valentine so I can't kill them and the objective is removed from my original traitor objectives. Go to scope out CE's office to see if I can get the blueprints. The locker has been stolen so I give up at that point and decide to see if any other traitors need help. I go to the morgue to install a syndicate encryption key but then 3 engie borgs burst in flash me and drag me into engineering and throw me in a borg making machine. Turns out the AI is traitor too. Turns out for some reason I still have my original traitor objectives even after being borged. Turns out engineering borgs have a copy of the blueprints on them. Greentext.
3
Be miner. Had to kill a botanist, as IAA of all things. The IAA tasked to kill me comes down to lavaland like a dumbass and dies to goliath before my eyes. Midshift, I decide to take out my target. Walked up to him, chat him up. He tells me about all the cool data they have. I look at it, yeah, cool chems in the disk compartmentalizer. I tell him imma get new disks, because they're out. He gives me exploding plants in return. I make a mousetrap trigger grenade, put it in a box. Put it in botany, tell him "here's your disks" and go about my day. He doesn't die though. I see him in medbay, throw his own pants at him, but he dodges. A little later, an explosion rips through botany and kills him. He opened the box, even after I attacked him. Maximum lulz.
Then I was force-borged by malf ai and red texted.
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Problem, Toxins?
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