We need to kill ALL the TAU!!!

It just hit me (coincidentally at the same time a door did), the solution to saving the entire galaxy in w40k, by calming the warp and wiping out the chaos gods for good. Kill all tau!

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"Hold on" you might say "That wouldnt work"

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Well, how do we know if we dont try!

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"nono" you might continue "Thats not what I mean. The Tau is one of the races with the least presence in the Empyrian. Killing them all would barely have any effect what so ever. That plan is insane"

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Precisely!

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"what?" you might then say, dear strawma......reader

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Penicillin!!!

"......WHAT?!"

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By now, I've locked all exits and hidden your phone, so you might as well hear me out. Penicillin was discovered by Alexander Flemming back in the beforetimes when he observerd egyptians stableboys rub moldy bread on their saddlesores.

Now, I postulate, that if by now that discovery had not been made, and I came here and told you all that I could cure infectious diseases by rubbing you all over with green bread, you would all call me and my plan insane, yet IT WOULD WORK!!!!!

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So as you see, since my plan is insane, it is bound to work, as proven by history. So who's up for grabbing a paddle and go for a few rounds of smurf fishcow whacka-mole!