Pirates of the Caribbean compass
Posted Feb 28, 2021, 5:10 PM UTC
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Puts a pirate in every category beside lib right, the only category any of them are actually in
"Wait that's illegal"
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Nah pirates were libleft
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Why do you think that?
Historically, I think it's pretty obvious piracy is a right wing ideology.
I mean it's effectively anarcho-capitalism
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No because anarchocapitalism is "he who has money is powerful" meanwhile the pirates literally voted their leaders
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I like dissing on lib right as much as the next guy but just because some pirates voted for their captain (not all even did this) that doesn't make them libleft.
Libleft likes government control of the economy. Pirates literally became fugitives because they didn't want to work for the government that hired them
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Has a dislike of parrows
God-tier
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I don’t get it
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Like always authright had the most diverse crew
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Lib left claims to be inclusive, but yet I don't see a single Fishman abomination in his crew.
Fascinating.
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Chad every ocean animal vs virgin 3 differet races
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Get yourself a crew member that is literally walking coral and THEN label yourself as inclusive.
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I’m not racist, some of my best slaves are black!
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"Everyone is equally a slave in my eyes"
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The Corp does not discriminate. Here you are all equally useless.
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Long pork is old slang for human meat and he was talking about going to the cannibal island so the he's eating grilled people
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That is the joke yes
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my favorite movie series
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This so fucking good
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“You might possibly be the most mocked quadrant I’ve ever heard of”
“Yes, but you have heard of me”
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Barbossa and Davy Jones should be swapped.
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Sparrow is also the victim of several mutinies demonstrating the lefts fondness for public infighting.
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Wtf? The British government guy should be auth lmao. And captain Jack sparrow should be lib right because he stole from what was essentially the IRS at the time
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Has a dislike of sparrows
Based