CoastalHotDog835I am not a cat•

He's obviously trying too hard to be a clown, don't believe a word this fraud says.

His satire is dog shit.

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rarechill$♾️/share•

SATIRE that's the fucking word i was looking for desperately the other day you have no idea how much you've helped me

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dwpunchOP•

Honestly, I just assume this is some weird reverse psychology shit where boomers try to make something uncool by getting "into it" too.

Either that or he really is that empty pathetic shell of a human being and has a position.

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mdf1976•

Sounds to me like he’s acquired some shares and is using RC as the “cover.” If that were truly the reason he bought in, seems he would’ve written this back when it was announced. Like, today, he saw the light of RC’s brilliance? Gtfo. He knows he was missing the boat. I’ll have shares after the squeeze bc I truly like RC and the stock. This guy is a coattail rider.

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DonyellMarshalBanned from WSB•

This is just him name dropping 30 different companies in a couple paragraphs

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gte930d•

Omg first thing I thought of when I saw the byline. Jesus Christ he’s just ticker name dropping while using GameStop for background filler.

FUCK JIM CRAMER.

One more time for the back row.

FUCK JIM CRAMER.

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hatgineer•

Looks like he's just using it as a vehicle to push his crypto and cannibus shilling, I think he's been doing that for a while now.

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Jim Cramer is as useful as a cock flavored lollipop

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SimpleJack2021•

This!

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FrankieSayR3LAXHigher and Higher•

Don't hate on cock flavored lolipops.

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SuperSaiytanHODL 💎🙌•

This is some boomer cringe "my term for dedicated gamestop holders" like wtf

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mastercave•

jesus christ, was he trying to meet a comma quota with the editors? that article reads like shit

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DonnyJeep69•

How funny would it be if Cohen nabbed his idea and started marketing crypto mining and grow equipment

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GreatWhiteApe42069•

Jim misses being influential SO BAD!!! (Queef)

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MaintenanceDry1493•

Wow 😐

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Independent-Dream-81💎🙌 $GME IS THE WAY 🙌💎•

The sudden shift to positive media sentiment is interesting. Is it the long HFs buying them out as supporters? Or Shitadell trying to get more eyes on their next dump scheme in a weak attempt to limit more FOMO?

Im too smooth brained for this - i’ll see y’all tomorrow for our rocket rollercoaster 🎢🚀 (💎🙌🏼. 141 @ 125)

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clever_af_name•

I think they're all turning the narrative now because it's inevitable that the stonk is about to go vertical. It'll run up to $1000 or so, then the hedgies will temporarily crash it down like they did yesterday and then all of these media outlets that are suddenly turning positive will be like "Wow! Much squeeze! Many tendies! Great job reddit, we can pack it in and go home now."

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easymoneyscyther•

“Dear diary...”

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Ghostponyhoax•

He was a hedgie too. So he could possibly be shorting. That was was his MO.

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AnitaTighterHole•

I believe that he owns that site https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheStreet

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Health_Wealth247•

I think CNBC put him on timeout in the corner to make him think about what he did.

This was about as fluent and literate as the hedge fund manager's wife asking for restraint.

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DonnyJeep69•

Time to sell

Edit: he was being sarcastic keep buying

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13667•

Jim Cramer, what a dumbass pair of clown shoes. He he he Jimmy

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skinofthedred•

What a chode

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Minako_mama•

The hell did I just read?? The man can’t afford an editor?

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DBallzdeepI Voted 🦍✅•

Trying hard to be relevant..Like toilet paper, or hemroid cream.

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