Humans Remains Left Over From a Cult Ritual Found In a Minnesota Church. Churchgoers Are Upset The Flesh Was Not Consumed.
grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/220434Posted Nov 8, 2011, 7:01 PM UTC
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lolz. I've ALWAYS said, if they dipped Jesus-cookies in some chocolate, people would be back for seconds!
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You know if we get enough communion wafers, mash them up a bit and then shape them into a human being, can we create the second coming of Jesus?
If so, does this mean we can make him look however we want? I'd like a midget Jesus personally.
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Don't get lazy! Your desire to save on using less wafers will turn the second coming into a short coming!
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In my country they sell host outside the churches, sometimes at markets...
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If communion wine turns into Christ's blood when it goes in your body, wouldn't you die if you didn't have the same blood type as Jesus?
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No, you only get a transfusion reaction if you inject it into your blood vessels. Injecting communion wine into your veins would certainly kill you.
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I don't want to live in this state any more.
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The Pope needs to weigh-in, on this one: Are communion wafers are OK, for no-carb diets?
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Title forced a click. Not what I expected...or was it? I don't know.
I had a strong feeling it would be about some Catholics getting their panties in a bunch over a cracker.
I was expecting some story about some barbaric belief system that ate the flesh of dead people..
oh wait...
oh