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ILoveTheLibrary

So, the whole prompt generator? This came up

Prompt

Draco: We need to distract these guys
Harry: Leave it to me
Harry: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Hermione, Pansy, and Remus: *Immediately begin arguing*
Sirius, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Posted Mar 17, 2021, 6:37 PM UTC

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ILoveTheLibraryOPThe Witch next door•

Holy god. I don't know if I should fear Pansy or be disguted by her. I love it.

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dratnon•

Just gonna leave this tape here.

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Bleepbloopbotz2Luna/Colin and Bill/Tonks/Fleur Enthusiast•

Pansy would probably have a heated gamer moment and start flinging out "mudblood" and "halfbreed"

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MTheLoud•

Centaurs have hair and give milk, so they’re obviously coconuts.

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Avaday_Daydream•

They also make clip-clopping noises and have migrated to Britain.
 
"Where'd you get the centaurs?"
"We found them."
"Found them? In Mercia? The centaur's Mediterranean."

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ILoveTheLibraryOPThe Witch next door•

Clearly

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