Where was the PAW Patrol during the Iran Hostage Crisis? (PART 2)

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Okay, I’ww bite on this cwaziness. Fiwst, Wydew wasn’t even bown untiw aftew 9/11. The PP simpwy wasn’t awound to intewvene in the eawwiew confwicts - they missed 9/11, missed the Iwan hostages, missed the Tet Offensive, missed the battwe of Chawweston in 1780...

Howevew, I bewieve thewe is a wationaw connection that can be made which shines wight on the viwtues of the Paw Patwow ancestwy. Whiwe it couwd be debatabwe, I bewieve that Wydew and cwew awe actuawwy Canadian, pewhaps fwom the Vancouvew, BC awea. It is weww known that a gwoup of Canadian dipwomats hawbowed sevewaw Amewicans who escaped fwom the US embassy in Iwan (see Awgo, et aw). Whiwe not featuwed pwominentwy in media fwom the time, thewe is some evidence of a young boy and giww, awong with sevewaw stweet dogs, hewping to faciwitate the aid. Studies fwom Ancestwy.com suggest these young kids emigwated to Canada thwough Wondon in the eawwy 80s. These wewe, in fact, Wydew’s gwandpawents. Documentation is spawse and uncewtain, but a case can be made that theiw wegacy not onwy wed to Wydew’s biwth and affinities fow pups, but awso pwovided the weawth that Wydew wouwd inhewit upon the untimewy death of his pawents.

At weast, that’s one possibwe expwanation.

Okay 👌, I’ll bite 😈 on 🔛 this craziness 😜. First 👆, Ryder 😴🐴😀 wasn’t even 🌃 born 👶 until after 👀 9/11 🚨. The PP 🚰 simply 🔢 wasn’t around 🔃 to intervene 👌 in the earlier 🕔 conflicts 💣 - they missed 😢 9/11 🔥🏢💥, missed 😢 the Iran 🇮🇷 hostages 😱😭, missed 🚫 the Tet Offensive 😩🔥, missed 🚫 the battle ⚔ of Charleston in 1780...

However 🖐, I 👁 believe 🌈 there is a rational 💡⏫ connection 📶 that can be made 👉 which shines ✨ light 💡 on 🔛 the virtues 😏 of the Paw 🐾 Patrol 🚨🚔 ancestry 👲🏻🙅🏻. While it could be debatable 🔫, I 👥 believe 🌈 that Ryder 😴🐴😀 and crew 🚢 are actually 🤔 Canadian 🌻🍌, perhaps 🤔 from the Vancouver, BC 😰 area ⚠💀. It is well 😦 known 🎓 that a group 👥 of Canadian 🇨🇦 diplomats 🗣🎙🙋‍♂️ harbored several 💯 Americans 🇺🇸😏👌 who escaped 🏃‍♂️🏃 from the US 👨 embassy in Iran 🇮🇷 (see 👁 Argo, et 🅱 al 🇦🇱). While not featured 🔥🤹‍♂️ prominently 💪 in media 💦 from the time 🕐, there is some evidence 📒 of a young 👶 boy 👦 and girl 👧🏽, along 💁 with several ♀♂🚁 street 🛣 dogs 🐶, helping 💁 to facilitate the aid ☠. Studies 📖 from Ancestry.com suggest 👀 these young 👶 kids 👶 emigrated to Canada 🇨🇦⛄🍁 through London 🇬🇧 in the early 🕐 80s 💾🙅🏽😭. These were, in fact 📕, Ryder’s grandparents 👋. Documentation 😮 is sparse and uncertain, but 🍑 a case 💼 can be made 👑 that their legacy 🐒🌄 not only led 🚸 to Ryder’s birth 👶🍆💦 and affinities for pups 🐶, but 🍑 also 👨 provided 🤔💭 the wealth 💸 that Ryder 😴🐴😀 would inherit upon 👦 the untimely death 💀 of his 💦🦊 parents 👫.

At least ❗, that’s one 😤 possible 🤔 explanation 📢.

Ryder might be a codename, of sorts this may mean why there isn't much goverment records about him.

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Actually they were around during the Iran hostage crisis because if you look at it, chase is actually 7 years old, and for a large dog (which chase is a large dog because he is a German Shepard) is actually about 50 years old in dog years, which means he was 10 at the time of the Iran hostage crisis!