What would you do if you would encounter a real actual vampire/werewolf or "Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf" ?
Posted Mar 28, 2021, 10:05 PM UTC
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I'd just my crucifix and silver bullet on his ass...and yell at him for being rude
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Stake, silver bullet, shotgun.
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Stake, silver bullet, shotgun.
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Who and why downvoted my post? Now it has 0 and it will be harder for other people to see it.
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Can you set the scene a little?
You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LaBeouf
Is he following me? How much distance do I have on him?
He's following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you!
I roll Initiative.
Y.E.E.S
THERE'S BLOOD IN HIS MOUTH, MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!