Yeah, okay...but seriously fellow gumdumpsters. This is the best flavor. Let's not even try and kid ourselves.

This flavor is horse shit! I heard from a pretty reliable source that this gum is made by putting a horse in a trailer, driving as fast as you can on a highway, and then opening a trap door which causes the horses legs to grind down into a flare-y pulp that is then extracted and packaged into what you see in the picture above.

Well maybe I like chewing horse pulp.