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BASTONT

What's one thing you get pissed about that contradicts another thing you get pissed about?

For example, when I'm driving on the interstate and I'm going 5 above the posted speed limit I get really pissed when people are tailgating me, but if I'm driving in the city I'm driving like a bat out of hell and damned be anyone in my way.

So what are some of yours?

Posted Nov 20, 2011, 1:13 AM UTC

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LiberateMainSt•

I hate police brutality, but I also hate hipsters. Not sure who to cheer for when Occupy protests go awry.

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kaichang•

I hated hipsters before it was cool to hate hipsters.

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Naughty_Nelly•

I can't stand when other people are late, but I am always late.

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twitchundtalias_elf•

When food goes down the wrong pipe and someone asks, "Are you okay?" When it happens to other people though, I can't think of anything else to say. It seems cruel to just sit there and not do or say anything.

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malprintemps•

Technically you're supposed to ask a choking person if they're okay before you perform any kind of life-saving procedure on them. If they're unable to respond or they gesture that they're not, then you start helping. So "are you okay?" is actually the exact question someone should ask in that case.

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l4qu3•

I hate when on the bus people feel they have to get up before everyone else just to get to be the first off. But then I hate when I'm catching a bus and people don't decide to get off until the last second, so I have to wait for them before I can get on.

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BASTONTOP•

I suffer from this one on occasion too. I also hate it when the old lady at the back of the bus is judging me by my long hair and the clothes I wear, but then I realize I'm judging her judging me so I just let out a half smile to propose a peaceful impasse, and she just grunts like I just killed her 10 cats.

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l4qu3•

Also, when I'm on the train and I have a reserved seat I will, depending on my mood, claim it even if there are seats available elsewhere. When the roles are reversed I usually huff and say something along the lines of 'Really? You're going to make me move in the half empty carriage?'

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inyouratmosphere•

Only I am allowed to talk during movies. If you talk or make comments, I will dislike you.

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DJMunich•

That I can't think of anything I get pissed about.

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malprintemps•

I can't stand when I'm riding public transportation and someone's music is slow loud I can hear it through their headphones from four seats away, but I also can't stand listening to music quietly.

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Plausible_Panda•

Road rage in general.

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BakulaSelleck92•

"What are you hypocritical about?"

FTFY

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BASTONTOP•

I'll allow it.

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locdawg•

Women piss me off sometimes cause' they're so unstable, it's all ups and downs. But I'm quite unstable myself. I do not recognize this until I've freaked out and has to appologize to my gf for being an idiot. Stupid women.

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