It's July 2021, you're drinking water and exercising. GME is at $55,000 a share. You don't sell, you've been holding them tight. They're like children to you. It feels weird to even contemplate it.

But then August comes, the price is now $5,000,000. You feel sad as you sell the first 10. Dirty even, like after a one night stand with someone horrible, you'll feel used and will need a shower. You know you've been ripped off. Apes call you a paperhanded bitch.

Now it's september the price of a GME share is the same as a small countries GDP. You sell your last 5 shares and become the first billionaire of your village or town. Apes call you a paperhanded bitch... Again.

It's now December. GME is trading for entire nations! You wish you'd held out for Japan, but now it's owned by the Ape Weeabo Consortium. 6 apes with 4.2 shares between them. Fractional GME shares, now called tendies, are the de facto currency of the world.

You cry in your lambo knowing that if you'd held you would have been able to afford the western hemisphere.

Don't be the ape with regrets.

TL;DR: Japan is the new floor.

Edit: the new shill tactic has become apparant in the comments: the squeeze will happen all at once.

The squeeze will take however long it takes. If apes hold the squeeze could last weeks or months. They need to cover, but if no one sells the price goes up over time. This ties in with predictions of a "fake squeeze" happening. Remember the only strategy is to buy and hold.