r/dadjokes•
Enrage

So what if I can't spell apocalipse"?

It's not like it's the end of the world.

Posted Apr 4, 2021, 3:42 AM UTC

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CaptainColin2•

This is one of those rare occasions where I know this is an obvious joke but I’m actually struggling to remember any point in my life where someone’s made it before right now

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Liquor_N_Whorez•

Just remember that pandemonium is always free on the house

9

I struggle with Don/Dawn, but the sun keeps rising.

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reedandsue•

I can’t spell axes but the world keeps spinning

10
DENelson83•

Chop chop. 🪓🪓

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jepoid•

Now that is a revelation

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user_error101•

That's not funny...oh wait...hang on... oh, yes, armageddon it now.

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SAVAGENANNERS•

I think its the end of the word you're messing up.

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le672•

You shouldn't make fun of people with a lipse.

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DENelson83•

A poison kiss uses apoca-lips.

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Randy927•

It's the end of the world as we know it.. and I feel fine.

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HoneyBee1493•

Do it Caribbean-style. Apocalypso.

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