ANY OF YOU GUYS GET ONE OF THESE THIS MORNING? (please read)

I was pretty outspoken last night during the great R / GME debacle 'n migration. I woke up this morning to solicitation to become part of a large network of high-profile "influencers". My stars! Little ole' me? Do tell.

oh, it also came from a two-day old account.

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SeEmS LeGiT

Oh, here's the twitter account

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Joined April 2021 - How appropriate

Now...I have mad a couple memes that had some traction, I can get a bit excited from time to time, but an influencer? I Don't think so. And certainly not ever, never for the short-hedgies. None of you know me but if you check out my comments/post on my profile you'll see I am firmly a retail monkey. I migrated to R / GME during the great coup/porn debacle and now I am here. As any addict know, you always go where you can get the good stuff.

Anyway, my integrity is such that would never entertain something like this and I have a sneaking suspicion that neither would any respectable, crayon-munching, turd-throwing, helmet-wearing, smooth-brained ape.

Below is the message I received and also my copy-pasta

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...cuz fuck 'em, that's why

We are in the end-game now my slightly wrinkled-brain primate brethren. Stand firm and to Alpha Centauri we go.

🦍💪🙏 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 💎🖐

ps. I am already confident we're in good hands looking at the mods here. Can't wait for thing to get back to the level of retardation that we've all become accustomed.