Reminder: anything reeking of URGENCY is 98% a shill tactic

This play is so fucking easy, nobody can mess it up. Literally can not go tits up. We can finish this with two simple steps (three, if you're adventerous):

1. Hold
2. Buy the dips (if you can)
3. Hold

Anyone yelling at you "GUAYS GUAYS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT DEADLINE NAO" is a fucking shill.

THEY ARE ON BORROWED TIME.

We are sitting on our hands blowing bubbles and jerking/jilling off.

We just need to fucking wait and:

1. Hold
2. Buy the dips (if you can)
3. Hold

That's literally all there is. Stop falling for signature scams, email shit and whatever else.

There is NO URGENCY in these three stupidly simple steps:

1. Hold
2. Buy the dips (if you can)
3. Hold

So, say it with me, one last time, just we know it stuck this time with everyone:

1. Hold
2. Buy the dips (if you can)
3. Hold

Nothing urgent about any of it. It's all that is needed. Why do I say 98%? Because if your mom calls you, because she's dying unless you get over there asap and thus stop buying the dips, because you're somewhere else, then THAT is unlikely to be a shill tactic. Though, ask yourself: Hasn't your mom been dead for 15 years!? If the answer is yes: IT'S STILL A SHILL TACTIC.

Relax. Chill. The shills sure aren't.

DISCLAIMER: If you're NOT a shill but find something that needs URGENT attention, it's likely wrong. You're likely wrong. Post it as a question, get input, get eyes on it. Don't throw your terrible interpretation of something out there as fact.

tl;dr:

Urgent = Shill

1. Hold
2. Buy the dips (if you can)
3. Hold