[A4F] I’d love to craft a long term, organic, real relationship with either of us playing celebrities. We’ll definitely fuck. We may fight, can’t stand each other sometimes even. But when push comes to shove, we’ll always love.

Good morning, good afternoon, or good evening to you and welcome to what I hope will be a bright role-playing future for the both of us! Before we get too invested in one another I'm going to get a few things out of the way that may upset some or completely turn some off. To me there's nothing more irritating than reading a story, getting to what the author is into and realize you have little to nothing in common. I'll keep it brief (now that I'm writing it and rereading it's longer than I wanted, oops) but I believe there's enough to grasp what I'm into, what I'm not into, my writing style, etc. Going to lead with a big one here......

• Low effort replies get just that in return, low effort. Low effort to me means consistent misspellings, less than a paragraph per response, not knowing/not caring to capitalize names or places. I'm not asking for a journal or chapter of a book written but Jesus Christ put in some effort. If this is how you RP just be aware what I said in the previous sentence is how your partners feel every time they give you two paragraphs and all "you" give back is My day was gud, how about yourse?

• I'm a vanilla man with vanilla tastes. I've always described my kinks as Vanilla flavored ice cream with a few sprinkles, MAYBE a pistachio or two. Take that as you will.

And just like that with a crack of the bat the audience is out of heeerrreee simply because I won’t fist their assholes or pee in their hair while their dad and Shrek watch while jerking each other off in the corner!!!!

Seriously, honest question, not shit talking. In the comments or to me, what's wrong with vanilla?

• Story over smut. There are only so many times you can Roll my tongue along the underside of your cock, I can Finger your tight pussy, or you tell me to fuck you harder before the sexy talk gets boring and overdone. Can we be a horny couple? Certainly, but we don't need to act out every single sex scene. There should be something else moving us along.

• This is a fairly new one but it happens in almost every RP I've partaken in. The immediate fix. What that means is, let's say my character wants to tell yours something but yours falls asleep. In the next reply that character wakes up before I fall asleep to hear what I have to say. That doesn't need to happen. It's okay for characters to not catch things right away, it actually helps with the story, in my opinion anyway. It gives the characters depth.

• Some days I have nothing but time, others I don't. If we're having a good hour long RP session and I dip out, please don't take that personally. I will do my very best to let you know ahead of time that something is coming. IRL>RPL unfortunately.

• An average response from me is anywhere between two and five paragraphs. If I get carried away, seven paragraphs max. Don't feel pressured to match that every time, some replies don't need to be dragged out.

Sooooo there you have it. Now let's get to the real reason we're here shall we?

Whether it be from day one, six months in, a year in, even have our chosen celebrity already be famous, you're interested in a long term relationship and I'm more than willing to put in the sort of time it takes for this. We'll create friends, family, bosses, ex's, the whole shebang. It may seem like all I want are pink fluffy unicorns and daisies between us but that couldn't be any further from the truth. Will we love? Of course. Will we fuck? Duh. Will we encounter events or hardships that may have us break up for awhile or perhaps down the line set our characters up with another person? Possibly. I want it all. Romance, scandals, jealousy, crazy fans, tons of sex, and so on and so forth.

Since we're talking about characters, whom should I play and who would I like you to play as? When it comes to me I can play man or woman, both I play very well. Wait a minute. I mean I can play as a woman very well. Shit. You know what I mean. As for my characters looks I leave that in your hands unless I am also playing a celebrity because, duh. I will say I'd like to keep our ages between twenty one and fifty five because HOLY SHIT look at Elizabeth Hurley. Fifty. Five. How? How is she still so hot?! Anyway. I'd like our characters to be any mixture of actors, athletes, or musicians. We do not have to stick to their career paths by the way. Alexa Bliss could also be a singer, Alexandra Daddario could play Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot could play Katniss, and so on and so forth. I've mentioned a few names but who interests you? Please do send me, let's say, ten to fifteen names and we'll decide together.

With all that out of the way, let's get this started shall we? Send me your ideas, who you think would be a good pairing, how you want my character to look, and so on.