TAKE A LOOK AT MY CHILD

Clearly a perfectly normal human child.

I mean....every human knows that normal human children come with an error message.

HUMAN CHILD CARE IS A VERY COMPLICATED BUT REWARDING EXPERIENCE.

PLEASE BE SURE TO READ THE FULL USER MANUAL BEFORE IT BECOMES FULLY OPERATIONAL.

THEY REQUIRE CONSTANT MAINTENANCE AND LEAK MANY FLUIDS CONSTANTLY, BUT THEY WARM MY HUMAN HEART SO MUCH THAT awww.wav STARTS PLAYING INVOLUNTARILY ON MY SPEAKER DEVICE.