Damn 2mac is alive

Rule 5: Personal Information
Damn 2mac is alive

Posted Apr 15, 2021, 7:20 AM UTC

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thelifestain•

I actually wiped my phone on my shirt when I saw this, glad I’m not going crazy.

And fr, someone took their Nikon, lined it up with their filthy computer screen, uploaded the picture to their computer and then posted it?

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LydiaAgain•

There's even a little photo icon in the corner.

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thelifestain•

Lol, it’s not the screenshot we need OR the screenshot we deserve. I love it, of course.

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LydiaAgain•

It somehow works here

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kenichikenny•

Ouch.

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mannwithnoplan•

I think it's just been downloaded and uploaded so many times that it's starting to JPEG the solid white background, you can see it looks a lot 'dirtier' around the text from the compression

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StaceyPfan•
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Bro my dude just got out and looks just like DMX.. I was like damn bro you look like you got rode ruff

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Cunt_Bucket_•
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FertilityHotel•

Took a pic of a computer screen I bet

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SYNTAG•

But it’s so straight and perfectly positioned 🤔

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Krissam•

Dirty screen then jpeg artifacts after.

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Notcheating123•

When screenshotting and uploading to a website, there is often some compression involved. If a pictured is downloaded and uploaded enough times, the artifacts of the compression will accumulate and the resulting image quality will be really shitty

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Notcheating123•

When screenshotting and uploading to a website, there is often some compression involved. If a pictured is downloaded and uploaded enough times, the artifacts of the compression will accumulate and the resulting image quality will be really shitty

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FertilityHotel•

Idk if it's a combo of the lights at my office and/or my phone, but with a lil effort I can get the pics looking like screenshots. But still have a dirty screen like the one above lol cause I'm lazy af Not all lighting or angles are good at all tho

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SYNTAG•

It’s definitely a real screenshot though. I think the “dirtiness” might be from over compression and jpg artifacts.

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clearcasemoisture•

The person's car window was dirty

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thatguyned•

So you're telling me the guy is constantly driving around with that text taped in his window hoping to catch this exact moment?

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Rastro•

Oh shit their observation doesn’t hold up to motherfucking scrutiny! Yeah yeah!!

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clearcasemoisture•

I'm full of shame.

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clearcasemoisture•

Wtf how did my eyes just skip over that part???

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Civil-Attempt-3602•

You can see it over the text as well though

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clearcasemoisture•

Oh shit you're right 😂wtf

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AnotherScrubName•

♪ That's just the way it is ♪

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This ain't Burger King G, you get it the way it is.

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LilAnnieAdderral•

Obamaphone

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bastardicus•

Screenshot of a screenshot of a picture of a screenshot of a drawing of a screenshot, taken from a fax of a screenshot. Normal end user behaviour.

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A benefit claiming dirtbag with a yee yee ass phone took a photo of a yee yee ass mother fuckers screen while trying to put down a dude with a job.

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iAmArguments•

Japan just dumped some nuke in the Ocean, it been known that radioactivity can mess up pictures.

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[deleted]•

Refried memes

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IOFIFO•

Dirty Dee from Pootie Tang posting memes now

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AaronJoosep•

JPEG artefacts, it’s distorted

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IAmAnEdgyTeen•

It's a photo taken from Facebook, posted to YouTube and then screenshot and posted here

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The-Solid-Smoker•

Cause he a dirty rapper bruh.

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Murli_12•

Bro he look like 1.5 pac

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ForfeitFPV•

I dunno, dude looks tall as fuck and 2Pac wasn't. This might be 3Pac

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CubanLynx312•

One Pac, two Pac, three Pac, four

Four Pac, three Pac, two Pac, one

You're Pac, he's Pac, no Pac, none

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Theremad•

I just loved this comment, that’s all I have to say.

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[deleted]•

I lol'd so hard.

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kbeks•

Yeah, Slim, fuck Falcon’s shit up!

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mightylordredbeard•

He’s got a gun, everybody run.

Pac too slow, oh there he goes.

One Pac, Two Pac, now there’s none.

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Or, I dunno...maybe the Outdoors?

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dpb83•

Bet you didn’t think your username would make it 1 year.

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MikAnt69•

6pac

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SimpoKaiba•

Nah, 3pac doesn't give a hoot

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Penxive•

now THIS is a rare insult

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PerkyLilNuts•

We hit em up Grab ya BigMac, when you see BigPac Come on with the next please Who shot me, but ya punks didn't finish Now ya bout to feel the wrath of a menace We hit em' up

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BillDoughTreeV•

1.2 pac

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Speck_of_Rot•

X-PAC and Degeneration HHH

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My ambitions as a providah'

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One_pop_each•

Shorty wanna extra nug

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Discobiscotti•

Brenda's got a bigmac

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Disabled_Robot•

The fine layers of a million salted fries,

Sitting out till their demise,

But you ain't ever gonna cold fry me, McD

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actuallyrarer•

Was a nice medium coke drinka, no one knew the evil he do when he got a chicken fingah.

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bad-alloc•
  • Brenda's Got A Burger
  • Hot Sauce If Ya Hear me
  • Strictly 4 My N.A.C.H.O.S.
  • If I Fry 2Nite
  • Me Against The Management
  • How Do U Want It?
  • Shorty Wanna Be An Employee
  • Picture Me Cookin'
  • Hail Mayo
  • Toss it Up
  • I Wonder if Heaven Got a Drive-Thru
  • Ballad Of A Red Sauceja
  • All Out (Of Lettuce)

Now I gotta listen to all of those again...

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JohnDonzon•

„How do u want it“ killed me

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Lanthemandragoran•

#No Substitutions (Changes 2)

Come on, come on I said no changes!

wake up in the morning, and I ask these cunts,

can you even read, the sign is clear as fuck.

I'm tired of bein' poor, and even worse I'm sick,

My stomach hurts, because I ate at work like a stupid prick.

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Meow779•

Haha this is toooo good!

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keepfrost•

How long will they pour me

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Danny_Tamberelli•

/thread lads

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Thesechipsaregood•

I ain't servin ya

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thatoneguywhofucks•

California Burrito Love

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MrFraim•

This is rarely the case but when I read "All Fries On Me" I had to laugh out loud haha

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FertilityHotel•

Omfg I cackled

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hypsterslayer•

But did you queef?

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hypsterslayer•

Definitely worth the watch

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FertilityHotel•

It's so dumb good. I fucking love it

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DoucheCanoeBruh•

Tupac couldn't handle the fame, but he can hand you the fries!

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Dank_Plekster•

Big Macavilli

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[deleted]•

Aww nice of him to take a picture of a guy just trying to do his job so he could mock him online 🤗

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chargoggagog•

Jesus I had to scroll way too far to see this. Fuck these assholes, this guy is just tryin to do his job.

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I wouldn’t mind being told I look like Tupac, he’s a handsome guy.

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chargoggagog•

Oh for sure, it’s more the slinging fries thing, like a dude trying to make his way in the world is somehow denigrated

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Ok

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Ullyr_Atreides•

Tupac transcended to his original form and is back to hunting down the Scarlet King.

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xep426•

Harasses McDonald's employee then, because doing it in person isn't suave enough, continues with it on the internet.

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IlliterateEmu•

It’s hilarious though

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Altosh197OP•

Everybody gangsta till Big Mac shows at the drive through...

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Sproner•

Biggie Mac

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floatearther•

Who's disrespectful ass is calling people they don't know outside their name, taking their picture, and assessing them emotionally? Looks like a mother fucker tryin' to do his job feeding your prediabetic ass.

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Wuellig•

Guess he's finally seeing some changes

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x8xx8x•

dude looks more like Freddie Gibbs

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[deleted]•

From the Bee Gees?

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[deleted]•

No from Gary.

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giantstepper85•

Come with me...

Down the street to Mickey D’s

We gonna get some fries

Make it a super size

Nah...nah nah..nah and an apple pie

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IlliterateEmu•

if i had gold I’d give it to you

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McDaints•

This is wildly underrated

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Vilzuzz•

such an old meme bro

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alberthere•

Just let him know, "And even though you're fed up. Huh, ya got to keep your head up."

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Bigbazoomba•

I can only imagine what he might have done to your food.

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Flaming_Spectre•

Freddie Gibbs

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