Pfizer vaxmaxxing
I was able to intercept an entire pallet of Pfizers first vaccine shipment. 4000 doses at 2 shots per dose. I’ve got it stored in a chest freezer in my garage. Ive been injecting myself every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralysed with pain, contorted like the Edvard munch painting and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time. I’ve been vaxmaxxing for almost 4 months now and I feel as though I’m becoming something greater than human now. I will continue to administer the injections into the same arm as long as possible. I’m increasing the dosages as much as I can stand and will maintain my journal.
Posted Apr 17, 2021, 10:16 PM UTC
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