Pfizer vaxmaxxing

I was able to intercept an entire pallet of Pfizers first vaccine shipment. 4000 doses at 2 shots per dose. I’ve got it stored in a chest freezer in my garage. Ive been injecting myself every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralysed with pain, contorted like the Edvard munch painting and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time. I’ve been vaxmaxxing for almost 4 months now and I feel as though I’m becoming something greater than human now. I will continue to administer the injections into the same arm as long as possible. I’m increasing the dosages as much as I can stand and will maintain my journal.

Posted Apr 17, 2021, 10:16 PM UTC

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EmojifierBot•

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I was able to grind Pfizer before composting. 4000 to 2 times. I put it in the refrigerator in the garage. I fix it several times a day, sometimes several times a day. During the first few weeks, symptoms were fatal. There was a time when the pain paralyzed me when Edward removed the paint. It was an unbearable mist of pain for hours. It starts to get worse and some bad symptoms go away over time. I've been doing my best for 4 months and now I'm more humane. As long as you keep injecting with one hand. Stand up and read as much as possible to write.

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