Poor old Paddy had died. (NSFW)

Paddy had dropped over from a heart attack! After the funeral, one of his widow's friends dropped by to see how she was holding up. The mostly sat in the parlor and chatted, but the smell of something cooking aroused the friend's curiosity, so she wandered over to the stove and lifted the lid on the pot to see what was cooking. She dropped the lid in surprise, and said, "Moira, is that what I think it is?" "Aye," she said, "before they came to take him away, I cut off his pecker, and it's simmerin' away now!" "But, Moira, whatever for?" "For 35 years I've been eatin' the damn thing his way, and just once I'll be eatin' it my way!"