Has any checked if there are paper shredders in stock near Citadel?

Asking for a friend!

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Paging u/missionchimpossible, fly your drone to Staples and check if they have any shredders?

EDIT:

Well this is a bit ominous, I checked a few micro- crosscut shredders on Staples' site, set location to Chicago and they're not available for 1-hour pick up at several locations. FWIW I guess.