Adobe is the antichrist!
Posted Apr 19, 2021, 11:35 AM UTC
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Whatever Adobe, you can’t make me untorrent photoshop
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i really wish someone could point me in the direction of a reliable step-by-step guide on how to do this that would be really funny i think
^(thanks for the replies I'm not familiar with this kind of stuff so i appreciate it)
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hahaha i know dude it would be so funny if i pointed you to r/genp where you can crack legitimately use Adobe products haha
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didn't even know that was a thing :D thanks!!
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Anytime, good luck [USING LEGITIMATE, LEGAL ADOBE PRODUCT]!
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r/piracy megathread
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it would be super funny but totally unrealistic if you were to go on piratebay or any of its analogues and just maybe, decide to search photoshop crack MAYBE and then in this fantasy world you also have utorrent or bittorrent and then maybe click get torrent and look at the readme and follow the instructions but i don’t know i would never try it
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use qbittorrent, as it is open source unlike those ones you suggested
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AND PirateBay is really shady (by pirating standards) so I wouldn’t use it.
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It would make the joke EVEN FUNNIER if one were to use a VPN while engaging in this act of grandiose satire, I ironically use NordVPN
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Same here brother, But my humor is more oriented towards PIA, for the split tunneling- you know?
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Hypothetically speaking, Mullvad is a very solid VPN as well.
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GIMP is where it's at tho. Unless you're doing some serious design work and need some of the heavy proprietary features photoshop offers, GIMP gets the job done just fine
I have a buddy who got his degree in design, and the college seems to have gone with the strategy of indoctrinating people into Adobe software so that they have to rely on it and pay out the ass for it after college. Now he's working on un-learning those and learning GIMP/Blender instead lol
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Try photogimp. It's an add-on that makes the UI of GIMP look more like photoshop
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Not a big fan of GIMP, but blender is amazing.
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I want to like GIMP, but it crashes so often on my PC it’s unusable. Trying to work with any large image is a nightmare
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Krita is good too.
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I still use paint shop pro 7, the last one Jasc made before selling out. It can do pretty much everything CS4 can do and more. If you ask me it does it a better too. A bit outdated I guess but I wonder why no one else ever mentions it.
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Fine,we gonna throttle the traffic on p2p till it reaches 1kb/h one day
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Click here to enable adobe flash
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nothing happened
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Adobe Flash Player will be disabled by default as of January 2021. Any versions that are older than KB4561600 (which was released in June 2020) will be blocked and no longer function on their own.
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:(
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No more bloon popping monkeys
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Click here to enable sex mode
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Sex mode activated
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Insert pinus in compatible device
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Holy shit it worked. Wowie
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Fuck Adobe
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If you insist
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“Why yes? Paying 400 dollars yearly is essential for our broken editing softwares.”
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I didn’t uninstall flash. They took it from me
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So true!
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I’ve literally had nothing telling me to uninstall even though I have the player downloaded. Idk if it’s cause I use the version for desktop rather than web browser or what.
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Whats the name of this template?
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I hate the antichrist
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Imagine being 🤮subscription🤮 based
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I still have Adobe Flash installed and I'm not uninstalling it.
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Adobe software runs on argent energy harvested from the suffering of the user
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if you pirate photoshop, you can easily remove the watermarks on stock photos. kill two birds with one stone.
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I'm not gonna uninstall Flash. Simply because I've been told too many times to uninstall it. It seemed creepy to me. Like bro why are you reminding me uninstall it sooo many times??? What's wrong with you fuck off.
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but coolmath games
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1984
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Abobe
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I still have Flash and adobe can suck my dick and still won't get it
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Fuck Adobe, I’ll never forgive them for taking Papa’s Pancakeria away from me
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I legit still have flash on my PC and don't uninstall just out of spite
What happens if you don’t uninstall Flash
I might be wrong, but I think it's more likely to get viruses now that it won't be updated anymore
The viruses can suck my dick if they want me to uninstall flash
They don't want you to uninstall flash. Flash is a security risk, they want you to have flash.
literal https://ruffle.rs
Hi I want to uninstall you Flash.
poggers security risks
I downloaded an .swf from 2008 and use a flash player .exe from 2011 (both from wayback machine), no security vulnerabilities for me 😎
Name checks out
No you have security vulnerabilities, but as far as you know you just haven't been hacked yet. Just use Flashpoint...
Just keep flash and never visit any flash-enabled sites. Win-win.
Not really sure what reasoning led you to think you can get a virus from an app that is no longer being updated, or downloading anything, but you do you.
Well, the fact that its not updated anymore means no more patched exploits and bugs thus having an unnecesary security risk each time you visit a website that uses flash, even on trustworthy websites
You could use Flash to run visually harmless, but actually malicious content that requires Flash.
The app itself is harmless, but the things you run with it aren't.
the computer scientist has logged on
Actual answer:
Probably nothing right now, but if vulnerabilities for flash are found they wont be patched. ever. It's not a matter of if you get malware its more of a matter of when. theres no reason to have flash anymore so best uninstall and keep yourself protected...
Especially considering there are flash emulators for most websites that keep you safe while enjoying the old flash content
Link?
I've been getting a pop up telling me to uninstall flash every now and then but otherwise nothing
It’s kinda pointless to uninstall it since it’s automatically disabled now... unless you set your windows 10 clock to a date before it was deactivated... kinda obvious oversight nice one adobe
I'm pretty sure the last Windows 10 update removed Flash from the files.
yeah because we all use windows 10 /s
Imagine not using a libre operating system 🤢🤢🤢
Nothing, it just doesn’t work unless you install a slightly older version.
There is a standalone player that is available also another for kongregate/newgrounds called supernova.
same honestly
anyone who wants to continue playing old flash games can download them as swf files and use the projector here-->https://www.adobe.com/support/flashplayer/debug_downloads.html to play them offline