I'm actually part Caveman. Like, legit.

I'll start by saying I work at a relatively small-town library as a book shelver. There is a middle school right up the street where demonic teens come from to terrorize the library.

Anyways, yesterday some idiot kid decided to draw an about 5 foot long penis on the sidewalk in front of the library... with a rock. I got assigned the task of cleaning it. I tried scrubbing it (with a broom, since "we don't have a scrubber"), using a sponge, all surface cleaner. NOTHING WORKED.

...So I drew on it with another rock. I vandalized vandalism with my own vandalytic art. That penis is now a nice looking rocket ship. I have embraced my inner caveman, at least until the rock lifts from the sidewalk. I'm glad my employers give me the opportunity to turn a dick into a rocket.

Ps: It snowed today and the art is still there. Yay me.