I knew college professors were crazy, but this...

I work at a smaller than Walmart grocery store. Come in at 4pm, nothing going on, until my manager pulls me aside. "Hey, look, I know you're closing tonight. The English teacher is in here, just thought you should know." I was totally confused. Apparently, an English professor from a local university has no time to go shopping like normal people, so she only comes to our store every 4 months. She got to the store at 3:30pm, didn't check out til 10:20pm. Then we had to pack everything into her truck. She was finally out by midnight(our store closes at 11). She spent over $2600, mostly on frozen dinners.

Now, I don't know about you guys, but I've had english teachers before and none of them shopped like this. Sounds like she needs to give fewer papers.