Reddit, my dad just caught me [F] making out with my boyfriend topless. Share some of your "I got caught ________" stories.

My boyfriend and I happened to have a few classes cancelled today, so we snuck into what I thought was my empty house and started making out and taking shirts off in the living room. I didn't realize my dad had apparently switched shifts with a co worker and appears from the kitchen, very surprised and angry. Now I'm anticipating some sort of stern talk from him after my boyfriend's parents pick him up. Share some of your stories to keep my mind off of the imminent yelling on my dad's part that will occur after my boyfriend leaves.