This is me logged onto my frients reddit, wanting to give him karma [7] :)
imagine yourself sitting in a car with your best friend that youre smoking with. the car is going in 200 miles per hour and you are currently on the south pole. polar bears are running around you in 0circles, running as fast as the car. and now youre thinking "but polar bears live on the north pole", and yes, they are. and thats why this trip is even more strange. the car is starting to accelerate to higher speed, and in comes penguins jumping over your car in order to avoid it. when the car changes from 999 miles per hour to 1000 you and your friend is starting to burn, changing into two whales sitting in the car instead. you are singin to eachother in whale songs and the bears aroud the car runs so fast, their furr is ripped off. so in order to keep themselfs covered with something they start growing hair instead, since it grows so much faster than hair. flower starts flying through the air from them and new flowers being born on them again. and then you become aware of yourself being more and more devourd by the sun. enter now the clear stream, enter your mind, turn off the night and turn on the sight.
Posted Dec 1, 2011, 11:56 PM UTC