Real-life aphrodisiacs? Can we get a complete list the substances that make you horny?

Maybe we need a format too. Hmm, let me think.

It seems the ideal aphrodisiac would make you horny and nothing else. Not drowsy, not inebriated, not psychedilic or anything else. Also it would be legal, safe, non addicting, and affordable. But given we're talking about real life substances, we're probably going to have to list some of the other aspects of them.

For example, here's my list from real life experience or from very close friends:

bupropion hydrochloride (wellbutrin/zyban).

+1:legal

-1:prescription

Made me horny as fuck about an hour after taking. I was completely normal otherwise. Could drive/work/etc. (not drunk/stones/high).

Made me irritable as a mother fucker in the afternoons - to the point that I wouldn't recommend it to someone else.

Cocaine:

-1 very illegal

-1 very addictive

-1 very expensive

-1 psychedlic or whatever

makes you horny as fuck, but you're not in your right mind either.

Alchohol:

+1 legal

-1 addictive

-1 can make you drunk as well as horny- sometimes too drunk to fuck.

Common enough I don't think I need to give an experience report here.

Makes my current gf horny for about 5 minutes, then very tired, then if she doesn't go to sleep, she's annoying and drunk :( lol. makes me horny and sloppy and not a very good lover.

Overall, in my opinion, not a good sexual enhancer for people who already want to fuck each other.

Marijuana:

-1 illegal

+1 not really addictive

-1 make you stoned as well as horny

same thing for the girl I like, horny, then tired. For me, it makes me the world's best lover and I can last forever. But I'll never know if that's all in my mind because time slows down when you're stoned, or real. close enough I guess. Too bad it makes you stoned too - I'd like to just be horny/enhanced sexually.

Oysters: no effect, that's all bullshit

caffeine: no effect, bullshit.

chocolate: no effect, bullshit.

What about you? I imagine MDMA should be on the list. But what else? phenibut? xanax? I don't know, you tell me.