When was the last time you thought "Something in my life seriously has to change?"

I began college and was determined to succeed at it after I got into an accident after having some drinks (no excuse for my idiocy, but it was the other driver's fault, however I was blamed for blowing over the legal limit and am thankful for the wake-up call, and I will elaborate if anyone notices this thread and asks). It ended up working out well since it I soon thereafter decided to stop being a screw-up. I'm now pursuing my Master's with 3.97 G.P.A. and I'm astonished at my success, as I was a total silly tard for a while.

Edit: I realize now that my post is not grammatically correct, so no need to point out my unnecessary question mark. I did warn you about my derp tendencies.