I believe in God, but hear me out...

OK, heres the thing. Most (probably all) of you here believe that all Christians are retards, because they all believe that everything that happend in the Bible is real. I 100% agree with you all on the fact that those who take the Bible as 100% truth are in fact mentaly incapable of rational thought. I, a believer in God, think that the Bible is more of an "Aesop's Fables" type deal where those who read it are to learn some sort of moral lesson at the end. If any of the r/atheism community would like to discuss religion with me, feel free to leave comments, id love to answer any questions you have

Edit: Sorry for the bad wording, but i do not consider myself a Christian.