Most interesting character / playstyle in Skyrim, with an epic story from it wins pizza - 1 hour to win! [Charlotte, NC]

[OFFER] The person who tells the most interesting character / playstyle in Skyrim, with an epic story from it wins pizza - I'm the judge - Winner will be selected in 1 hour ($10 egiftcard). I happen to like hearing pretty weird playstyles with creativity - it amuses me greatly.

UPDATE - I'm going to start the 1 hour from the time of the first comment, 23 min ago.