I just survived a trip to court and saw some crazy stuff! Anyone else have some court stories?

I was caught driving on a suspended license and had to get everything cleared up (got all charges dismissed,) where I realized people seem to be pretty ignorant in court/ do some dumbass things! One girl was there because another girl stepped on her foot at a nightclub and proceeded to attack her in the face with a plastic cup! Another guy broke into a car, stole a wallet, and went to Subway to buy a ton of gift cards when he was caught! WTF? Anyhow, what are your best court experiences?