I was inspired by this story, If it had been me I would have Doctored it...

(http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mwekl/i_dont_know_which_one_of_you_glorious_bastards/)

Pretty much some random guy stopped his kid from running in to the road and acted like he was sent from the future to do it,

If I could pull it off, with in my case a female of my age range, I would say "Hello, sweetie." then if they ask who you are say "Spoilers." and walk away.

Yeah this is what I spend my days thinking of...