WHY AREN'T I A MOD YET

HOLY FUCK I UPVOTED AND COMMENTED ON THAT THING AND IM STILL NOT A MOD I THOUGHT THAT IF I VOTED THAT THING UP I WOULD BE A MOD. IM SO MAD I WAS EXCITED ABOUT MY MODTERNSHIP WITH ALL OF MY FELLOW BRAVE CIRKLE JERKARS ALSO MODS BANNING AND BANNING EVERYONE IN THE WORLD THAT ARENT US FROM THE UNIVERSE AND HEAVEN. NOW THEY WILL BE IN HELL BUT NO THAT FUCKING LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE MAN LIED TO ME AND NOW IM SITTING IN THIS CHAIR WITH MY HAND ON MAI DICK CRYING AND USING TEARS AS LUBE BECAUSE IM NOT A MOD AND NENITHER ARE YOU UNLESS YOU ARE A MOD YOU SHOULD TOTS MAKE US ALL MODS BCUZ WE ALL WANNA BE THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POWER IN THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AKA THE US OF MOTHERFUCKING A BECAUSE WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT AND NEW YORK CITY AND HOT DOGS. FOOT BALL IS ALSO A THING HERE BUT NOT THAT FUTBALL THAT I DO RESPECT IF YOU LIKE IT (lol jk) DO WHATEVER YOU WANT I BELIEVE IN YOU. BUT BACK TO THE TOPIC I STILL WANNA BE A MOD AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE THAT ISNT A MOD LIKE THE GUY THAT COMMENTED ON THAT THREAD THAT SAID YOULL BE A MOD IF YOU COMMENT ON THIS AND NOW WERE ALL SAD AND CANT DO MOD THINGS LIKE YOU MODS WITHOUT OURSELFS BEING MODS LIKE YOU MODS.