"A skyscraper with the foundation of a submarine."

When I poop I like to squeeze out a small turd first and then try to pummel that turd with others proceeding it. I can maneuver myself pretty well on the toilet seat to hit any turd in any part of the bowel with extreme precision. My greatest accomplishment ever was getting a turd to land perfectly on another turd causing it to stand straight up in the bowel like a skyscraper with the foundation of a submarine. I couldn't cut the poop from my butthole without it toppling over and hitting the seat so I gently stood up and then let my poop cutter do its work. Sadly this was before I had a camera on my cell phone and couldn't snap a pic. I hope you guys give this a try in the futures since it can be somewhat entertaining. That is all.