Would you rather I call you Miss Whore, or do you go by Ima?

Ancestry.com collected the "best worst names" of real, documented people from the U.S. Census Reports.

Uranus Stukey, Ghoul Nipple, Acne Fountain, Lust T. Castle, Mary A. Jerk, Ima Whore, Mutton Bucker, Hugh Jass, Fanny Whiffer, Tackle Feigenbutz, Envy Burger, Bum Snoddy, Mule E. McCart, Lard Mooney, Good Hell, Emma Royd, Noble Butt, Naught E. Bishop, Stud Duck

What is the worst or most unfortunate name you've ever heard?