So I've decided to join the LDS for the sole purpose of being excommunicated.

I was raised hard core evangelical and they don't bother officially excommunicating anyone. The Catholic Church barely bothers to excommunicate anyone anymore either. So, to fulfill my dream of being harshly and dramatically kicked out of Christianity I've decided I'll have to join the LDS and then, once baptized, start speaking out against the church until they have a sit down with me and officially expel me. It should be fun. And unlike Morgan Spurlock, I'm not even going to try and turn it into a documentary.

Any ex-Mormons out there who wouldn't mind helping me out by just giving me a few fitting-in pointers and maybe let me know how long it will take to get officially booted out?